CC[P] Bonus: Not Buggy

Parody to the English version of "Nobody" by Wonder Girls


I got the bug report already
But my code won't be changed

Chorus:
I said not buggy, not buggy, not true
I said not buggy, not buggy, not true
It's not a bug, it's a feature
You must trust the programmer
I said not buggy, not buggy, not buggy, not buggy

Why you trying to, to make an issue
I know what you're testing, QA, why aren't you listening
How can I just, just edit my code and
Change the function completely
When I know it's not buggy

Telling me it's not good enough
The QA makes my life so tough
But I know that I'm right so
I'll drop the report, no
Won't fix it cause it's not a bug for me

Repeat Chorus

I said it's not buggy, buggy
I said it's not buggy, buggy
How do you know better than me
It is not a bug, why can't you see

Repeat Chorus twice

Back to the days when we worked hard to make it bug-free
Nothing else matters other than quality
So tell me why don't you believe
Please let me do my code my way
I don't want OT today
I know it's not buggy, not buggy
Not buggy, not buggy, not true